I'm a shoe gazing, pabst drinking, white-belt wearing, metro-sexual..and my girlfriend works at stumptown...
I'm a bad hair havin', sweater wearin', white-bread pseudo-intellectual...and her parents think I'm gay....
My girl friend digs that I'm a wussie....cuz' I'm not threatening that waaaaay..eay..eay hay!!
and I don't mind being such a pussy....cuz' those girls won't fuck white boys uless thier just this side of...gay!!
I'm a shoe gazing,Pabst drinking, white-belt wearing metro sexual....HEY!,I saw you in the Mercury!...
I'm a sleeve cryin' bad hair havin' white bread pseudo intellectual...
and my parents think I'm gay
when I wrap my skinny arms around her...it fells so keen to be her guyyyyy....eeyy...eeyy..hiiiee!!
and we're a hit at all the parties...cuz we'er fashion statement poly and we're fashion statement bi......
I'm a shoe gazing, Pabst drinkin', white belt wearin metro-sexual...I'm just a hunk a hunk of neo-Dionysian angst....
I'm a sleeve cryin' bad hair havin' white bread pseudo intellectual...and my parents think I'm gay..........but that's O.K...............I'll follow you into the Daaaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkk